im cool too

hey guys, i can be cool to and post on my blog, yeah.. though i probably shouldnt have, since i have shit all to say. im just going to have to tell you all about my day. first off, it was hella hard to get out of my nice warm bed. but when i did i had to mission it to class, and just got real hungry real fast. i actualy got shootign pains in my stomache, that im still having right now, they're making me feel real sick. it sucks. school tomorrow is gunan eb weak, i have to stay for pretty much teh whole day and lay brick, i shoudl have doen more today, btu i felt sick, so i didnt. the only redeeming thing about today... is the O.C., im excited for that, it was real intense. Whoa, leah, from much music, is talking about her underwear or something. is it fair for me to say that i want to smack her for being a tease? anyways, im gunna go eat JELL-O, YAAAAAAY

well i figured since everyone is posting on jay's that its the cool thing to do, so here i am! wahooooooooooo! i have like a seventh sense for this bandwagon type stuff. anywa, i kinda noticed that no one came down for the bi-monthly pogue mahone trip. you bastards. oh well, if you can read english and use a mouse, click on the link to go to some of the funniest shit ever.



and i heard this really funny song by johnny cash the other day, about him stealing parts from his job at GM and making a car out of it. i'm very lazy so if anyone wants to find this song and send it to me, i would love it. its the funniest song ever, maybe except for foxtrot uniform charley kilo by the bloodhound gang. later kids

Enter UziSpray....

Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone

This is the great UziSpray.

For those of you that don't know me... FUCK YOU! I aint tellin' you shit, motherfuck pig. Die nigga, die. I'll bust up all you bitches.

So I guess this is where I can talk about non-political and non-girl/beer related shit. hmmm... what to say...

uhhh. well this morning I got up at like 0655 which is kinda crappy cuz my train leaves at 0713 so I had to throw on cloths, put in contacts and jet out the door. The good news is that I made it (yay!) the bad news is that I had 0000 time to brush my teeth. But some extraordinary happened. Because I am the great and mighty Uzi what did I get handed to me by product promotion people (ppp for short) at Union station? Some of those new brush one the go things. You know those things that you put on ur finger and brush ur teeth with? Ya. Those things. So yes. I bet all of you were wishing that you was Uzi right about now. What power I wield.

yup, well that's my first post on Jason's "cracka ass" blog.

ho nosyaJ I tsomla togrof, uoy tnaw a edir emoh no yadirf? M'i gnikat ym elcycrotom ot krow.

Enter Jeremy.....

HEY!!!
This is Jeremy, making a special guest apperance on Jay's blog!
From now on i'll be posting on here too, cause for whatever reason Jay actually let me, not so smart of him.
So, there's not too much up right now, umm, this weekend shall be good...nintendo fusion tour on Sunday. Leegan coming into town for that, don't know who that is? Well....you're stupid then, cause I put that picture there for that reason!


Anyhoo, that's enough for now.
Come back and see what I say after Jay posts next...will I agree?
Will I make fun of him?
You never know.....

i am a soldier

i am a soldier -by- a love like pi

My mouth is a jail cell.
The secrets speak between the gaps in my teeth.
And even though they're dying young, pray for sunlight, pray for sunlight.

Wish my words came out less frantic and more romantic.
But these bathroom walls and the callused hands make me scream for sunlight, scream for sunlight.

When I say I'll be cavalier, I mean when you undress me I'll pretend not to care
because I am a soldier, yeah I am a soldier.

And I'll stare tight glimpse into space, while you're greedy hands
will take what they can get and all they get is me.

latefallen and corpse bride

last night jer and i hit up the bovine sex club to see latefallen for their cd release party. we headeddown about eightish, cause they were supposed to start at nine thirty and we needed dinner. grabbed subway for the third time yesterday, so good, chicken bacon ranch, on italian herb i think. anyways, then we continue to walk down queen looking for this place, when jer stops and turns around and goes in this sketchy resteraunt, i follow figurign he knows somethign i do not. well, the band was in there having dinner, so we chilled with them for a bit and had a beer. then we chilled outside for a while but heard the opener come on, so we went in. it was pretty good, considering i knew pretty much none of the songs by either band. anyways, now im out to see the corpse bride.

the used pics

i dont know what its called, or how it goes

i dont know what its called, or how it goes

so i went to the horseshoe last night with zip, jimmy and adam, to go see the rockers in the photo below. for those of you who dont know, they are trouble with ferguson and you should check them out for serious. got to hear some new stuff from them, which i tried to capture on my phone, but it just didnt work, but adam got a buttload of pictures, so thats cool. ive also got some pictures from the used, alexis, and underoath show, but i need a couple more from megan before i post any, so i really gotta get my hands on those. anyways, im at work, im real tired, and id much rather be back in my bed, but im gunna grab a coffee, and hope that helps for a while.

lets go all the way

fuck its been a while. my week at the cottage was alright, went out on a boat a few times, chilled, chilled some more. partied some times since my last post, got off my face drunk at two of them. simmons, and camping at albion hills, good times. umm what else, school started, its decent, two days a week, mostly practical classes, so i really can only show up for a few hours each day. work also re-started, new ones kind of boring right now, just cause i dotn really know whats going on. and the old guys dont need me too much anymore, just a couple hours a day max. so that sucks, cause those guys were funny as hell. i do have to say though, that the highlight of the last however many days, was the concert i went to on saturday. the day was a whole mess, but overall, nearly the best.
started when jer and i hit up another ghetto place for breakfast, which was so fucking delicious. then we killed time waiting for megan and lee anne to call, but we got bored off our asses waiting, so we just headed to london at like noon. got a little lost for like five minutes, but got back on track, and still had time to kill, so we hit up some real shitty mini golf place. the "carpet" was all worn out and crap, so it kinda sucked, but it killed time. and there was one hole with a car you had to go through, and another one with a waterslide type thing i fucked around on for a while. finally we met up with megan and lee anne at the venue, and waited for a while out front, but we got to see quinn and brandon, who told me that we'd get about an hour and a quarter out of them, with two songs for an encore, and that we would get blue and yellow in there somewhere, so that was cool. then we headed in and saw day of contempt, then underoath, who were spitting all over the place, and some security guy got all pissy about it cause he was a little girl. the best part of their set was when they got all the bitches in the nosebleeds to rush the stage, security was going nuts trying to stop them, but there were to many. then alexis hit up the stage and rocked out, played a new song "charlie sheen vs. henry rollins" i think. the only shit part about their set was accident, and that was the crowds fault for messing up their part. we got to hear accidents, 44 caliber love leter, that girl possessed, white devil, hey its your funeral mama, no transitory, get fighted, and of course happiness by the kilowatt. then we got the used, they played so many good songs, i cought fire, take it away, all that ive got, listening, sound effects and over dramatics, hard to say, im a fake, taste fo ink, box of sharp objects, blue and yellow. and probably some other ones i dont even remember. then it was over and we went outside to wait for the bands to leave the venue. saw dallas green come out, and he reminded me what book it was that inspired happiness by the kilowatt, which i looked for downtown today, but the place i checked was sold out of kurt vonnegut books. finalyl at liek two am bert came out for photos and me, jer, lee anne, and megan all got a pic with him. over all and excelent night, except for those crazy bitches that were beside us, we all wanted to hit them at one point. oh well. im out, my hands cant type coherantly anymore.