Anybody out there want to feel like a cheap slut? Tell your friends to get this, oozinator, and you can squirt all up on each other all day long.

This dude is as crazy as I can only wish to be.

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge

Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
In a whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind

Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her
Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped
but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like
when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright

It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak
escape was just a nod and a casual wave
Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days

It's only just a crush, it'll go away
It's just like all the others it'll go away
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow

Then he walked up and told her, thinking maybe it'd pass
And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance
Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there
Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare

They took a step back, thought about it, what should they do
Cause theres always repercussions when you're dating in school
But their lips met, and reservations started to pass
Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last

Either way he wanted her and this was bad
Wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy
Now a little crush turned into a like
And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I wanna fucking tear you apart

how a baby gets made

Seriously, click that, it's hilarious.

I am incredibly tired and hungry right now, kind of want to just leave.
I just called my head office to find out about travel allowance, so that'll be sweet when I get that.
I need to stop by T.O. Cycle to pick up the Solenoid starter switch to get my bike fixed saturday or sunday.
I need to wash my car.
I need to find a Mechanic.
I probably need to do laundry.
I need groceries.
I need to get my licence back.
I need to figure out who is all coming to Toronto on friday, and how that will go down.

Lots of crap to do, I'll probably only accomplish about half of that list. Anyways, I'm going to grab my phone charger since my phones been pretty much dead since friday.

This blog has a serious lack of scientists. Oh wait!

WE ARE SCIENTISTS

They will help me find the cure for the canker sore on my tongue. For serious, I've had it for like a week. Aren't they supposed to go away after a day or two? I know if I was one, I'd be all "Fuck this guy, he keeps biting at me, I'm just trying to relax. Alright you know what? Fine. Fuck you guy, Im out" and I'd be gone. Oh well, I'll just smoke it out. It works on criminals occassionally. (I think it looks like there is one too many sets of double letters in that word, but I can't decided what one looks wrong, so I am going to leave it). Anyways, I am going to get back to work, so that I can finish the three to four things I need to accomplish today, and then hopefully leave nice and early, like quarter to four or something. Not actually, I'm hoping for like two-ish.

Bigfoot with an uzi is like a shark stapled to a lion

I found this to wierd not to post, since Laura and I were talking about this very creature not two days ago. I've still got to do my own version, eventually. I also had a new name for it, uni-something-gasus, but of course I can't remember it right now. Anyways, back to work.

Sweet deal



I recommend you all do this, just because I am curious. It took me like five minutes to find on that site, because I am thirty percent rearded, so go to it, then games, quizzes, and its somewhere in the list that shows up.

mmm fun

I wish I was independently wealthy. I would buy a huge house, somewhere in the country, so that this past weekend could last longer then two days. One of which I felt like crap for and slept away. What the hell was that? Oh well, we'll just have to do it all over again sometime.

Somehow I was tired as crap this morning, and sincerely wished I could sleep instead of drive this morning. This is the future, where is my car that drives itself? My tiredness made my drive seem short though, because I zoned out a lot. But I noticed something, the first week I did this drive, I'd drive at about 140 km's or so, and it took fifty minutes. The two times I've stayed in the middle lane, going 11o km's or so, it’s taken me about 40-45 minutes. Is this even possible? Also, the two times I stayed going slower, the cops had speed traps set up.

Anyways, that’s been my confusion lately. If you want something that isn't my boring, barely comprehensible rambling, go here. We Are The Fury. So very good, even though I'm listening to All American Rejects as I write this.

Busy busy week. Not actually, just that I need to be in a bunch of different places this week. Tonight I have to talk to Bryan to make sure thats all sorted out, and call Belair to make sure they get the forms that were supposed to be faxed to them. Also to make sure Bryan isn't insured on my car, because they may have done that by mistake. Tomorrow I have to go to MaRS to pick up paycheques and speakers, then head to brampton. It is going to take forever, but it'll be fun. Then Thursday all-abody is up to Toronto for concerts, and hangouts. Going to be a good break in the week. Then the weekend at Lauras, very sweet. I think I have errands and laundry and crap to do somewhere in there as well. Not actually all that busy now that its all written out, but it is a lot of driving, for short stops. Oh well.

Next week I resolve to do dick all. Except maybe knit.