Today at work there were no parking spots (there are five available on a good day, and there were six trucks there) so I was forced to park in a corner, out of the way of every other vehicle. YET, some dipshit decided to bash my parking job by writing on my window "LEARN TO PARK ASS YOUR DUM". Now, maybe it's just me, but if you are going to mock someone in written form, you should probably use proper punctuation and spelling. So to you mocker "YOU'RE DUMB".

I should go to bed right now, since tomorrow is supposed to be pretty action packed, but I am so far from tired, the thought of my bed isn't even an option right now. Usually by 1:30 I'm exhausted, but maybe the copious amounts of pop, and the four or five double tall white mochas today are the cause. I need to rectify this situation pronto, because I don't want to be a mopey dick tomorrow. That's really all I've got to say this Saturday morning, stay classy people. 

Jason is churning up some lung butter