a sip of wine chased with cyanide
welcome to snot city, population: me. i hate being sick. its balls. maybe i should get a flu shot so i dont get sick. or not. yeah, so i was driving today, and its all construction on my road, so its down to one lane, and i was driving beside an excavator tractor thing, and it was pulling on some pipe, and then its brake line or somethign exploded, and i got red shit all over my car. so i have yet to make it back down to the parking garage to clean it off. but right after it happened, i was like "fuckers" then i did the whole wipers deal, and it just smeared everywhere, i couldnt see a thing, it was scary, cause i was still going kinda fast. but.. i didnt die, so i guess thats a plus. or not. ha.
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