this is me at timmies this morning


jason: hey can i get a garden sallad sandwich, regular, on whole wheat toasted
counter girl: what kind of cream cheese?
j: herb and garlic
c:and on white or whole wheat?
j:whole wheat please
c:toasted?
j: yes
sandwich maker: what size? (please note shes already cutting a regular bun in half to toast)
j:regular
c:alright thats 3.10
j: id like a drink as well, extra large tea with one milk, one sugar, and one bag
c:(grabs the extra large cup procedes to put the stuff in it) would you like a combo?
j:(thinking: i cant get an extra large with a combo, and you're already making it) no, thats fine


honestly, downs syndrome