The internuts are pretty boring at 1:45 in the morning on a Monday, well, Tuesday technically, but I just got home from work 45 minutes ago, so eat a dick my bed, I'm not seeing you for a while, unless this wine, advil, and not being low combination does me in. 

PS, Laura, your MP3 player is on my stereo speaker, I just noticed now, that would have been the perfect convincer, you may or may not want that by Wednesday.